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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 40: Brown Bottle Flu

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2017

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

It's another banger, gang, as Jesse and Mike tackle whether or not Jesus was smart, the various benefits of sleeping with a breathing bean, and the optimal number of steps for using a cup. Plus, your letters and a very urgent voicemail. To contribute to the show, write on in at yourkickstartersucks@gmail.com or call the YKS Hotline at 802-359-PISS (it was the last number they had). For more coffee obelisks, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. There are more episodes there for you to listen to. Finally, visit shop.yourkickstartersucks.com for all of your Mike & Jesse merchandise needs. Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com), The Hell Yeah Babies (www.thehellyeahbabies.com) and Mark Brendle.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

And your life was true in the sticks that.

0:05.0

Hey Mike, I've got something you really like.

0:10.0

El phone covers, flash, coffee maker. Uber's baby,

0:14.0

A B, You're making paper.

0:16.0

I can't believe you had no much,

0:18.0

A little blanket that's for a hundred bucks.

0:22.0

The Arctic Star I've got for a hundred bucks.

0:27.0

Your Kickstarter songs.

0:30.0

Hot-cales! Hot-cales!

0:31.0

I can! Oh, yeah, fuck! The podcast. The podcast! Hey everybody, welcome to YKS.

0:36.0

It's a podcast about kick-starters.

0:39.0

But you know what, it's also about making friends.

0:41.0

Yeah, it's about so much more than that.

0:45.8

We will get back to you on what else it is about.

0:49.1

Because we're still kind of working out ourselves here

0:50.8

on episode 40 of your Kickstarter sucks. I'm your host

0:54.6

Jesse Ferar joined by the inimitable Dr Michael Hale. Dr Michael Hale seated to my immediate front side.

1:04.0

What's that in boat terminology?

1:07.0

Port.

1:08.0

That can't be right.

1:10.0

Bow.

1:12.0

Starbird.

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