Episode 408: You’re Either In The Water Or On The Dock

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2025

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

If only there were some other way! And if it were a product! That I could maybe buy? Too bad we live in HELL and that’s not real. On today’s show we have a culinary trend from 15 years ago…today! Plus a moron’s 3-steps-removed gambling business, your run of the mill AI Slopfest, and more. Let’s get Christy with it! Oh yeah!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey
0:04.0	KS and we're getting crazy
0:06.4	Mike and Jee
0:07.4	in your input,
0:08.2	maybe two certified players
0:09.8	with swagriss
0:10.7	you ain't never heard a better podcast
0:12.4	than this volume of a seat back
0:14.0	crack the six packs
0:15.1	as a world-wide kings
0:16.2	of the game we're backs
0:17.2	Come on
0:18.1	It's YKS, come on
0:20.3	Drop that feet.
0:24.1	Hey, I love you guys.
0:26.0	I'm listening to the episode last week before.
0:30.0	I don't fucking know.
0:31.5	But you're talking about the power floss, the shower floss thing.
0:38.1	They already make that.
0:39.2	It's for us gay dudes.
0:40.8	It's called a shower shot.
0:42.2	You hook up a thing to the shower head and stick a hose up your ass.
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