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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 407: We Were Poisoned

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.81.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2025

⏱️ 134 minutes

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Summary

It’s not JUST a fun restaurant concept, it’s ALSO a good way to get foodborne illness. Wow! What else could you want? Other than seafood stored at proper temperatures, handwashing protocols observed, and “all the rest”! But still! It’s fun how it goes around on the little train. Or belt or whatever it is. For moron this, check out YKS Premium S33E07. And now, for this other stuff here.

That’s right, it looks like we got ourselves a full-fledged episode of YKS with all the trimmings! A crazy guy’s invention? Yes. A crypto scam? Yes. SEVERAL dorks working away at nothing in particular? You got it! It’s an embarrassment of riches…or at least some normal kind of embarrassment, right here, on YKS.

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey

0:02.0

KS and we're getting crazy

0:06.0

Mike and Jail here

0:07.0

In the input, baby

0:08.0

Two certified players

0:10.0

With swagriss

0:11.0

You ain't never heard a better podcast

0:12.0

In this volume of a seat back

0:14.0

Crack the six-pack

0:15.0

To the worldwide kings of the game we're backs

0:17.0

Come on

0:18.0

It's YKS, come on

0:20.0

Drop that beat

0:21.8

Hey, what's up, boys?

0:25.5

I'm just curious.

0:27.4

I know you guys

0:28.1

are bunch of fucking backwards

0:29.8

buck-toothed fucking Hicks.

0:32.4

And so...

0:33.9

Talking about you, Nick.

0:34.7

I guess to it.

0:35.3

You guys like a couple country songs.

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