Episode 409: Are You Smarter Than a Woke 5th Grader?
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 2 June 2025
⏱️ 139 minutes
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Summary
I had to pause Family Guy to write this episode description, so it had better be good. On today’s show, we find out you can make pet treats at home with just a blender, steamer, fryer, dehydrator, and quality ingredients you can actually pronounce. We also invented a way to wipe our heads off with a towel. And of course, we also learned about self pleasure. Coincidentally, that’s what the Family Guy episode is about. It’s a Lois episode, so it’s not that good, but what else am I gonna do? Write the episode description? Not likely. Lucky there’s a podcasting guy…
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey |
| 0:04.0 | KS and we're getting crazy |
| 0:06.4 | Mike and Jee |
| 0:08.0 | Yeah, yeah, and you ain't never heard a better podcast |
| 0:12.2 | than this volume of a seat back |
| 0:14.0 | Crack for the six packs |
| 0:15.1 | Just a world wide king to the game we're backs |
| 0:17.2 | Come on |
| 0:18.1 | It's YKS, come on |
| 0:20.3 | Drop that feet. |
| 0:23.5 | Hey, I was just at 7-Eleven, and I thought they have Green Day Kirtplunk flavors sort of these. |
| 0:30.9 | Apparently Karpunk is hot and candy, sour, grape flavored. |
| 0:37.2 | So my question is, if they were to make a Jesse Sleepy, what flavor would that be? |
| 0:44.0 | And if they were to make a dog boner sleepy, what flavor would that be? |
| 0:47.6 | Thanks. |
| 0:48.1 | Love you guys. |
| 0:48.9 | Have a great one. |
| 0:51.0 | Hey, everybody. |
| 0:51.7 | Welcome to White Gas. |
| 0:52.6 | I'm J.F. |
| 0:53.5 | Mike is here as well, also known as... |
| 0:56.4 | Mm-mm. |
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