Episode 406: Stupid Cookie Loser
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 12 May 2025
⏱️ 131 minutes
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Summary
You’d have to be a pretty big idiot, not to mention evil and desperate and talentless, to scan an image of Donald Trump onto a cookie and try to sell it on Kickstarter, to say it’s not political somehow, and then to get a fraction of your meager goal. But oh well. At least you (?????).
Sorry that one is really stuck in my craw…like some bush league cookies. I need to take some small kitty cat breaths to calm down. Or perhaps I will put a vibrator on my chest. Ahhh yes. Now, someone bring me my shoe horn! I’d like to fall down and break my neck.
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| 0:00.0 | It's YKS and we're getting crazy |
| 0:06.5 | Mike and Jee. |
| 0:07.5 | In the inbox, maybe two certified players |
| 0:09.8 | With swagriss, you ain't never heard a better podcast |
| 0:12.3 | And this volume of a seat back, crack the six-pack |
| 0:15.1 | To the worldwide kings of the game we're backs |
| 0:17.2 | Come on |
| 0:18.0 | It's YKS, come on |
| 0:20.3 | Drop that beat Figured out why I Well, Max, come on. Is Y. KS. Come on. Just got me. |
| 0:23.3 | Figured out why everybody thinks he want a Nissan Central, Jesse. |
| 0:28.7 | September 27th, 2021, episode 220, Faith Meet. |
| 0:34.1 | At 38 minutes and 20 seconds, you say that you would rather spend $11,000 on a Nissan |
| 0:40.6 | Centra instead of an artist's piss. |
| 0:43.8 | You need to bring three friends to dinner with the artist who pissed. |
| 0:48.3 | Okay, I'm out of breath. |
| 0:49.3 | I was doing yard work, and I heard that, and I was like, I will forget about that time I'm |
| 0:52.3 | mowing this phone. |
| 0:53.0 | Okay, bye. |
| 0:55.2 | Hey, everybody. Welcome to White Gass. I'm J.F. Mike Hale, joining me as well as always. How you doing? Big D.B. |
| 1:03.0 | Nissan Centra, not bad, huh? Starting sticker price 22. You could do worse. Yeah, probably. I mean, probably. |
| 1:10.2 | Yeah, I mean, probably. This is how you're starting the fucking show what do you want to start it with you're talking |
| 1:15.7 | about your fucking uncle for hours before we started annoying you had to help your uncle jack off |
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