Episode 406 - Dick on Bums vs. Drones

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2024

⏱️ 186 minutes

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Summary

The new Islamic guitar prophet, Johnny brings in Bums vs. Drones, New York City is punching women, parents and grandparents going to prison for their bad kids, a woman says the moon is made of gas, a new Nazi salute, Dr. Phil turns heel, how to get a PS5 under communism, a guy with no legs dances, Hitler's Mustache, Maddox's Exes Dating Exes, too many men in Canada, being trans at a funeral, Black people paying taxes, and marriage; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Rumble, the worst app ever made. Is it working? There we go. Hey, there goes. It just shows you that
0:08.6	loading screen and it never updates, so you have to just keep refreshing. Oh!
0:13.0	Which you also, it's good because it trains you to refresh,
0:16.0	because you have to refresh the page constantly
0:18.0	when you're watching any stream on Rumbull.
0:21.0	That's been my experience with it too.
0:23.0	But I'm the asshole.
0:24.0	Right. Yeah?
0:25.0	Everyone else is.
0:27.0	It's in your name, you fucking dick.
0:29.0	It's my fault once again.
0:31.0	I'm the reason Rumbull doesn't work.
0:34.0	Oh, did we freeze?
0:36.0	No, I paused it.
0:38.0	Oh, okay. Jesus.
0:40.0	It was like speaking of, yeah.
0:41.0	Another freeze, huh?
0:44.0	What were you saying about Vido just a second ago?
0:46.7	That he was fat or that I was looking for his cookies again.
0:50.6	It was probably a bit of both.
0:52.3	Oh, but I was also saying how he's the only person.
0:56.0	Yeah. Not the only person.
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