Episode 405 - Dick on the Slowpocalypse

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2024

⏱️ 161 minutes

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A woman craps in a bucket, a feal market in the Slowpocalypse, the Dodgers steal a baseball from a woman, sex working for Jesus, a woman knocks herself out in an MMA match, weird cuck fantasies, violent white liberals, and Boogie is bullying me; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	There have been black astronauts, right? Of course.
0:03.0	Yeah, yeah.
0:04.0	Did we lose one in the challenger?
0:06.0	I don't know.
0:08.0	I hope so?
0:09.0	No, this was like a spoof.
0:10.0	So, right?
0:11.0	It was like a Ken Burns documentary style?
0:13.0	I thought we lost the Black Ashton in the challenger, otherwise it would be racist.
0:16.0	Well, I mean, I'm pretty sure that's right.
0:18.0	Sometimes when I show my work, you can't show your work when it comes to racial issues or
0:23.0	else racist you just got to go for it you know I don't know I don't that's an
0:28.2	interesting question I don't know if we've lost a black astronaut it would
0:32.4	there's been so have there, there's been two shuttle crashes?
0:35.0	Uh, that we know of, yeah.
0:37.0	Right.
0:38.0	Two American ones.
0:39.0	Yeah.
0:40.0	Yeah, no, that's what I mean.
0:42.0	I mean, I mean, our program. What do we lose?
0:43.0	We lost discovery?
0:44.0	On landing?
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