Episode 403 - Dick on 89th Place

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2024

⏱️ 179 minutes

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I lose the National Puzzling Championship, peeing outside, the Madame Web fakeout, guns for illegal aliens, squatters' rights, an excessive free speech warning from Canada, nuclear disarmament consultants, a AAA game developer writes in, a highschool slave auction, an Israeli man calls in to have an argument, and Black Advil; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Wait what? You know how homosexuals have different types of handkerchiefs in their pockets to signal what kind of fetishes they're into?
0:08.0	I mean I've heard something about that. You know, don't pretend like you know about this.
0:13.0	You got to be careful with the colors I would imagine.
0:17.0	Yeah.
0:18.0	If you're in LA.
0:19.0	Yeah.
0:20.0	Some other cities.
0:21.0	Yellow is, uh, that you're into piss and off white is that, uh, you don't do laundry
0:27.2	regularly. Yeah. The fat issue.
0:29.6	We're dirty.
0:30.5	And egg shell. Egg shell means you're, uh means you have AIDS.
0:35.0	Egg shell and off white.
0:37.0	Yeah.
0:38.0	That's splitting hairs, isn't it?
0:40.0	I mean, I have a color coding system that homosexuals came up with.
0:44.4	Any paint swatches recently but you know.
0:47.8	Yeah off white.
0:48.8	Eggshell off white.
0:52.4	Bage also.
0:53.0	I know any other colors like that.
0:56.0	That's how I feel when I see phone cases is that the same, that you're signifying to other gay men.
1:03.0	Ah, sort of gay man you are.
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