Episode 402 - Dick on The Meat Intervention

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2024

⏱️ 150 minutes

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A meat intervention, the TikTok ban, Sean and Maddox go on a double date, The TENT Partnership program for refugees, the Yaira trailer, murder clearance rates, fat witches and weight journey spells, Dylan Mulvaney's video, the Black Panther game has a "no whites" policy, Riley 2 needs a new co-host (and to lose 200 pounds), and strippers under 21 are banned in Florida; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	So much has happened this week.
0:02.0	Really?
0:03.0	It feels like it.
0:05.0	Well, you haven't done the puzzling.
0:06.0	Puzzling is next week.
0:08.0	Puzzling is next week.
0:09.0	I haven't practiced yet.
0:10.0	During the week?
0:11.0	Uh, it's on Saturday. That's on Saturday saturday well you think i'll be ready
0:15.3	no
0:17.4	but it's like
0:20.6	how much training can you do in a week it's like going to matter? I need a montage. Like it is what it is.
0:25.4	A puzzling montage. I feel like you know there's that that plateau that you hit when you start practicing something.
0:32.4	Yeah. You get a boost initially and then you plateau.
0:36.1	And then you have to work really, really hard to get better.
0:39.4	So all I need is a week to get that first boost plateau. Yeah, and that's as good as I'm going to
0:44.4	That's right you know yep that's right I just need to learn how to play the G chord and the C chord
0:49.6	F nah yeah not gonna learn it but it's just where D's easier.
0:54.0	D. And you can play, you know, play any three chord,
0:57.0	yeah.
0:58.0	Anything you go.
0:59.0	You got the one, you got the four, you got the five, you're good.
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