Bonus Episode 87 - Dick on The Lay-Down Toilet

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2024

⏱️ 161 minutes

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The Lay-Down Toilet, Title XXX: a porn version of everything, a penis blocker for Twitter, Roofie-Ozempic, a sound only women can hear, more Elmo hate, and the next chapter of Maddox's Cuckumentary: THE N-WORD; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Somebody said I should have a little countdown timer like we do on biggest problem.
0:05.0	Why so we can miss it every week?
0:07.0	Well because, and I thought of that, that counter just extends and keeps going.
0:12.0	Right.
0:13.0	So we can fuck around.
0:15.0	The show...
0:16.0	Because people are like refreshing the page constantly because it doesn't refresh itself
0:21.0	when it starts. Does it ever, does it do it, ever, does it ever do it
0:24.0	do it ever does it ever do it like periodically I don't know you can't it's
0:27.4	rumble so you you know you can't trust it see here we go I'm doing the same
0:30.9	thing refreshing on rumumbull got it
0:32.8	Refush
0:35.2	refresh but if we had a little countdown timer but then I don't know people get kind of they're like I don't want to fast forward five minutes.
0:43.2	Oh, all right man, come on man.
0:46.4	Yeah, you know.
0:47.4	Have an AI do it, buddy.
0:48.6	What you can do?
0:50.2	Fuck man.
0:51.6	My tonitis is getting worse.
0:54.4	Is it really?
0:55.0	Oh mama.
0:56.7	Oh mama.
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