Welcome to Deadcast, a podcast taking you through the week of sports lunacy.

Here are Deadspin, editor-in-chief Tim Marchman and columnist Drew McGarry.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you, Sirius, announcer, guide.

The Deadcast again, I'm Drew. That's Marchman.

Say hi, Marchman.

Hey, what's up?

There's no, really, there's no good way to introduce it formally.

You always sound like a complete ass at when you do it. But are you all right over there? Are you arranging papers? I can like hear you doing things.

Yeah, I got a sandwich and I was trying to get it off my desk. All right. Get the, get the effing sandwich off the desk.

We got a podcast to do, Marchman.

This is serious.

You can't just be eating a hoagie while we're throwing down hot takes about sports.

Yeah, I had like four minutes between the time I had to get my daughter over to school and the time this podcast started.

So shoving part of a sandwich into my face before it would be picked up on a mic, it's probably going to be the highlight of my day.

Tightest, tightest 45 minutes in the broadcasting world right now.

This is our fourth podcast, you and I.

And once again, it's time for another special edition podcast.

Special edition!

I'm going to explain this really quick because Marchman isn't quite a believer in it.

But every year, when we used to the old dead cast, every year with Spencer Hall, I would go through the name of the year bracket.

And now that Spencer is in charge of the adorable white person enclave that is

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