Episode 398 - Dick on Sean's Dog

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2024

⏱️ 156 minutes

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Summary

Sean's dog comes over, Vinnie and Karl from the Creep-Off call in and play a Vaush game, Maddox makes schizo Valentine's Day cards, a cop filps out over an acorn, a trust in media survey, Ebony Alerts, getting over a bad breakup, Biden brings a Black family fried chicken for dinner, and I stop a woman from getting a breast reduction; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	We're on.
0:02.0	on with Sean.
0:06.0	We're talking guitars.
0:08.0	Sunday morning.
0:10.0	They just call in and ask you to make the sound of chords.
0:14.0	Oh yeah, perfect. Can I get a B-flat 7?
0:17.0	You're going to need somebody with perfect pitch and a lot more vocal chords.
0:21.0	And then you argue with every caller on how it's impossible.
0:25.0	That sounds like something I would argue about.
0:30.0	Hey Sean, I love the show. can I get a C5 power cord slash B.
0:38.0	Okay and then you go well that you can't make that sound a human can't make the sound
0:43.8	you can do individually yeah put it together okay next caller hey Sean that was good
0:50.5	could I get an E7 sharp 9?
0:53.0	Could I get the Hendrix cord?
0:55.0	Right. The one he played in the National Anthem?
0:58.0	Am I hearing, Maddie? Which one is barking over there?
1:03.4	Maddie, you little brat? I knew it was going to be her.
1:06.4	I fucking knew it.
1:08.4	Okay, this is, um, we've got a doggy daycare here today.
1:15.0	I do.
1:15.6	I have my monster.
1:18.9	Someone making noise.
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