Episode 397 - Dick on Bad Photoshops

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2024

⏱️ 160 minutes

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Summary

A better Putin interview, a guy steals iPhones, lots of Mexicans in the snow Trap Daddy calls in and it's not what you think it is, a reparations lady, The Superbowl over abortions, Gina Carano's stupid lawsuit, and Maddox goes on AM radio; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Oh no that guy's throwing a horse off of a bridge. I don't see that. It's a perfectly good horse.
0:06.0	This looks fake. I can't see it.
0:08.0	Does look a little fake, doesn't it?
0:10.0	Oh, Vauchy boy got caught with some horse pornography.
0:17.0	Who's that?
0:18.0	Lolly.
0:19.0	Wait, wait, horse pornography.
0:22.0	He's an advocate for lowering the age. He's an advocate for lowering the age.
0:23.8	He's an advocate for lolly?
0:25.6	Yes, together.
0:27.0	Two great tastes together.
0:28.0	You know how much you love horse pornography.
0:30.5	It's like peanut butter and tuna fish.
0:35.0	In your mind, which is the tuna fish? The lolly or the horse pornography.
0:37.0	I guess, well, yeah, it should be too bad.
0:39.0	It's like tuna fish and I don't know.
0:41.0	It's like, uh...
0:42.0	And horse cock, that's what it's like
0:46.1	Ancho-Vees and vegumite I love those you're gonna have to go a different way because now you're making me want to...
0:53.4	anchovies?
0:54.4	Oh, anchovies?
0:55.4	Oh yeah I'll eat him like a dolphin.
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