Episode 399 - Dick on 100% Content

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2024

⏱️ 166 minutes

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Summary

A fat woman orders a Lyft, Milei balances the budget, female cops dancing and using doors as target practice, Reddit's smug Terminator robots, Google's history, Australian Jews threaten the entire world, yeast infection bread, a 16 washing machine-sized asteroid, "freedom isn't free", and long distance relationships; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Is that a hammer right there? This mallet? I can't see the head of it. Oh yeah.
0:07.0	Oh man. What's that for? Oh, veto. I should have never dared to try to stump Vito this week.
0:15.0	Really?
0:16.0	He's on fire this week, yeah.
0:17.4	Wow.
0:18.4	I tried to I tried to fuck him over.
0:20.6	Yeah.
0:21.6	And he... With the way in thing or the... With the way in thing. Yeah. But...
0:25.6	tried to play a little trick on him. Yeah. But there was no trick in him.
0:29.7	Let's see. Really? Says it's recording, all right.
0:35.0	Oh, I probably forgot to...
0:38.0	Rumble, I'm probably streaming on the biggest problem channel right now.
0:41.0	Oh, really?
0:42.0	Yeah. Oh.? Yeah. Oh.
0:43.0	Oh.
0:44.0	Oh.
0:45.0	Oh. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
0:48.0	And I closed the window. God damn it. Mm. All these stupid shit, got to do every fucking time.
1:17.0	Okay, there we go. Salty crew, blonde ale.
1:23.0	What is that?
1:25.0	Oh, God,
1:28.0	disgusting.
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