All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

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So we were just talking literally right before we got on the

mics about our date last night. We finally, we've been talking about this for literally months and

we finally made it happen. We went and saw puppetry of the penis here in Las Vegas.

Yes, at the Erotic Heritage Museum. If you have not yet been, you should go. The entire experience was great. So we bought VIP tickets so that you could go through the museum prior to the show. And the museum itself was very cool. It went through like the history of sex work and, you know, the inception of Planned Parenthood. It went through peep shows. I didn't even know peep shows were a thing.

I know.

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