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So we are very out of practice. We're very rusty with this whole thing. Our listeners don't really

understand this necessarily because we've just been putting out an episode every week. But we're

coming up on almost a month of not recording. And we've already had to start this over. Let's be for real.

Yeah. Well, I mean, a little technical issue also. But yeah, I mean, we had, you were gone for two weeks. So we had to do, you know, we had to front load for, you know, for three weeks worth of content. I had, I did a bonus episode by myself because you weren't here, which was interesting and fun. And I don't know that I want to do it a lot. But I found it kind of, I don't know, it was kind of

kind of cathartic to just talk and, you know, myself and not, there was no obstacle. Like I just said whatever the fuck I wanted to say. Yeah. Yeah, you had no censoring from me. You had nobody breathing down in your neck. Like, Brian, don't say that. I actually thought it was a fabulous bonus episode and I wish you would do more of it but we were talking before we got on

here it's really really tough I have a lot of respect for

people that do podcasts by themselves. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. How do you do that every week or how

often you do it? I mean, it's just kind of crazy to even think about. I could never. I guess you

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