All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

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it and all of its features for 30 days for free. So, I told you before we got on the mics, I have a worst of the week for you that is going to blow your fucking mind. That's a bold statement. We haven't done one of these in a hot minute. And honestly, part of the reason is because I just haven't been getting that many bad messages. I've gotten a lot of like...

Yeah, but is that because you really haven't done one of these in a hot minute. And honestly, part of the reason is because I just haven't been getting that many bad messages.

I've gotten a lot of like this.

Yeah, but is that because you really haven't been paying that much attention to it too? No, I'm on them a lot because we use them also for like our ticketing systems, right? Like we use them to market our events. So I'm on all of the sites a lot. even if I'm not using them specifically to meet people, I'm on there all the time.

So there is absolutely less dumb. all of the sites a lot. Even if I'm not using them specifically to meet people, I'm on there all

the time. So there is absolutely less dumb fuckery that's going on right now. I'm still getting a lot of the like, hey, you want to come suck my cock. But at this point, I'm so desensitized to that that that seems like nothing. Well, that's really kind of the standard, I think. Yeah, exactly. that's the norm. This one's not the norm. Are you ready to hear this? I guess. I don't think you are. Hey there, I know just from looking at my picks, I may not be the prize you're hoping for. By the way, I looked at his picks, and he is correct. I'm guessing he's not the prize. But I think once you understand my skill set, you might change your mind.

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