Episode 396 - Dick on Horse-Man

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2024

⏱️ 208 minutes

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Horse-Man is here to save the day, Amazon ships tiny-houses for millenials to die in, Miss Plus America, a fat woman interviews Maddox, Love on the Spectrum, Florida outlaws science, immigrants, what's wrong with Elmo, tampons in the boy's room, a crazy woman writes in, and a guy wants to trick his girlfriend; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Something like this, here it tweaks coffee like that, right?
0:05.0	Right?
0:06.0	Right. You're at Dick's Retard Farm, we grow fine organic retards.
0:11.0	Right.
0:12.0	The most attention seeking retards. The most attention seeking retards.
0:14.0	And industrial retard farming.
0:19.0	You can't purchase a finer retard at any price.
0:22.0	You can't consume a finer retard at any price. You can't consume a finer retard
0:24.0	than this.
0:25.0	How you been?
0:28.0	Oh, pretty good.
0:30.0	Good? Yep.
0:32.0	I've got some, first up, or maybe this is a weather forecast, retard cast, retard
0:39.2	watch. Gotcha. The harvest is really huge this week, I guess that's what I'm saying here.
0:47.0	I don't need any more.
0:48.0	The harvest, the retard harvest?
0:49.0	The tard harvest, yeah.
0:50.0	The tard harvest, yeah.
0:51.0	We got to look at this, this is a big we have a big goof.
0:53.5	Patreon is enabling. Oh boy. Uh oh big oof.
0:57.4	This is his of state media site. A Ukraine reporter, Natalia Antonova, she's a Ukrainian who can't fall back on being a surrogate
1:06.7	if you know what I mean.
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