Episode 395 - Dick on Stochastic Feet Stuff

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2024

⏱️ 170 minutes

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Summary

The Mona Lisa is disrespected, Title IX defenders, The Stochastic Terrorism Bookfair, neo-cervix screenings, the world's largest penis, Vince McMahon is super MeToo'ed, China makes driving safer, Disney swingers, arrested for jokes in a group chat, a guy gives away money, and Madison Madnes reads the news; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Oh, thank God.
0:02.0	There you go.
0:03.0	I have the Popeye song queued up for every time I open a beer.
0:07.0	Ooh, can you hear it?
0:10.0	I can.
0:11.0	I might have to join you in on beers too even well it's a debaucherous day because this might be the last one.
0:17.0	Oh well. It's not the last thing to enjoy in this house.
0:25.0	Where's Vito's Tim Tams by the way?
0:28.0	Did he eat them all finally?
0:33.0	I haven't been here in a while, you can tell, sorry everybody, I just...
0:37.0	Coming back here.
0:40.0	Where is me those Tim Tams by the way.
0:43.0	Of all things, I'm like, okay, this is from him,
0:45.5	like, Fito's Tams are gone.
0:47.4	Where should Vito's snack pile?
0:50.0	I told him because he refuses to get on the scale now because of his addiction like me
0:55.1	his food addiction yeah me a breathalyzer at any moment I will do it because I
1:00.0	refuse to refuse that I'm an addict.
1:03.0	Right?
1:04.0	If you're an addict you're trying to hide something.
1:06.4	Yes!
1:07.4	I have no addictions.
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