Episode 394 - Dick on Scotch Earth

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2024

⏱️ 125 minutes

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Summary

Maddox makes another friend who violated a restraining order by attacking her ex, how "crimey" is it getting and why, rain gutters, white people making superhero movies on Mars, Chris the Kiwi's original stalkee, 0nTheJ0hn has another bit, a furry drops some disturbing information on women, actual good advice maybe for the first time, and Eric July goes "scotch Earth" on everyone; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Come on, man, get it together.
0:04.0	Is Dick George Michael?
0:06.0	Uh,
0:08.0	That's a good punchline.
0:10.0	What is it?
0:11.0	Because he's late and gay. Mmm. And toys. I hate that meme. I've never heard it. That's one that bothers me. I know I shouldn't say it bothers me because people will do it more but the but whole one
0:23.7	yeah but oh annoys me and the late and gay really annoys me as well oh really? I thought that was just
0:30.6	part of the show at this point. It's part of every stream.
0:33.5	That's like a, everyone does that on every stream if you're slightly late.
0:36.8	That involves you or every, every stream ever.
0:39.0	Oh, I didn't know that, oh, I was feeling special.
0:41.1	Maybe that's why it annoys me because it's not
0:43.5	not specific to you. If there was a Dick Show special one I would probably be less
0:46.4	annoyed but it's my own issue with feeling like I'm connected to a bigger
0:52.4	thing that makes me annoyed by.
0:54.1	You don't like that.
0:55.1	I know.
0:56.1	I hate that. I really hate that.
0:57.1	I struggle with it daily.
0:58.4	I know.
0:59.4	You don't want to be...
1:00.4	You don't want to be... You don't want to be like anybody else in any way.
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