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The Dick Show

Episode 393 - Dick on What Makes Your

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.81.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2024

⏱️ 152 minutes

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Summary

Maddox uses a saying wrong, a frightening erotic story, Chris the Kiwi's first stalkee, a bidet accident, an art class, Sean didn't even know about the Jewish tunnels, John Morrison's hair, swatting a baby, and women crashing planes; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0

You ever heard this one before Sean? Tell me if you've heard this phrase or you ever used this

0:04.7

phrase.

0:05.7

Last conversations I ever had with Fan Boy.

0:06.7

Yeah.

0:07.7

In fact, I think it was the last conversation I ever had with him.

0:09.4

It was an hour-long conversation and I think Randy was on the call for most of it. We were just like talking about shit and I just wanted to like understand like where he was coming from like some of the issues we've been having trying to hash things out. Yeah, yeah. And one of the last things I told him,

0:24.0

because when we were arguing about this money thing

0:26.0

and charging extra for episodes,

0:28.0

I told him, I'm like, look, man, I don't know what to tell you

0:30.0

but money doesn't make my dick wet.

0:32.0

Sorry, can you say that?

0:34.0

I'm sorry, what?

0:41.0

That is,oprano's worthy.

0:47.0

That is soprano's worthy.

0:49.0

It's like, yeah, there's dysentary amongst the ranks.

0:58.0

I loved him like a brother-in-law.

1:01.0

I'm trying to play it again. Unbelievable.

1:02.0

I know I'm taking too much time here.

1:03.0

Here, here, here, here.

1:05.0

Here, here, here, let's hear it again.

1:07.0

See, it always loses focus.

1:09.0

People tell me how to do this, but it always loses focus

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