Episode 390 - Dick on America's Next Top Pedophile

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2023

⏱️ 105 minutes

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"America's Next Top Pedophile", gay dads in Cocomelon, what not to put in a Star Wars movie, someone's gay brother is a royal pain in the butt, Satanism, Vito wants to rig rigging an election, an embarrassing Christmas party, and Sean couldn't make it this week; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Why is that we make like a star?
0:03.0	How come they didn't make like a Star Wars Bible?
0:05.0	Like this is what has to be in the Star Wars movie?
0:08.0	Number one, The Force.
0:10.0	Number two,
0:11.0	not.
0:12.0	Lightsabers. And then a list of don't
0:14.4	rape don't rape anybody in the Star Wars don't even imply it how do we get through all three movies
0:20.0	Darth Vader is in there with Leah
0:21.6	Laya's arrested.
0:23.0	I never once, I never once as a kid thought that Lea was going to be raped
0:26.0	even by Job of the Hut.
0:28.0	Even my job at the Hut, I'm like, wow.
0:29.0	Vader was very scary.
0:31.0	And I never thought, oh man, he might rape someone, you know, he just...
0:34.0	They just gonna rape this bitch. They brought in a droid with like prongs and shit
0:39.6	when they could have easily just raped her. It could have been a rape droid, but it wasn't because George Lucas had restraint.
0:45.2	Now instant, hey I'm excited for this space adventure.
0:50.0	They're gonna rape this bitch in a barn? What? That's kind of why I like Zack Snyder though, is he's a guy with no limiter.
0:56.0	He's got like no idea for like the boundaries of good taste.
1:00.0	How about just good Star Wars?
1:03.0	No, you can't do any of it.
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