Episode 389 - Dick on Somewhat Salad

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2023

⏱️ 148 minutes

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Summary

A bunch of fat positivity influencers die of heart attacks, Maddox re-releases re-heated re-spaghetti, Satan is beheaded, the interest on the debt, a very specific voicemail, AI BPD girlfriends, and a fat woman eats a salad...or does she? All that and more this week on The Dick Show

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0:00.0	You get all your Christmas shopping done?
0:03.0	Yeah, sure. You did? Yeah. Good, good, good.
0:08.0	Amazon.
0:09.0	Oh, you're one of those Amazon shoppers, huh?
0:12.0	Yeah. Prime, you got yourself a prime
0:15.5	over there prime membership I do oh there we go works taking full advantage of that prime membership? I mean I guess. You guess? I don't know if it's worth it or not I mean. You got yourself some
0:29.7	Amazon video originals that you can look at with your Prime membership for free?
0:35.0	Yeah, I guess so. That comes with it, right?
0:38.0	Okay. Get yourself some try before you buy.
0:42.0	Ship the pants to you, it doesn't charge unless they fit,
0:44.8	and you say I'll keep them.
0:45.9	I didn't know that.
0:46.9	Send them back of seven days.
0:48.6	Take full advantage.
0:49.8	I've had good luck with with ordering pants.
0:53.0	You fucker.
0:54.0	I bet you have.
0:55.0	You motherfucker.
0:57.0	Yeah, I don't know why.
0:58.0	Yeah, I don't know why. I never expect everything to, like I've sent shoes back to like Zappos or something you know like but yeah I've had good luck with pants
1:06.1	Man, I'm gotten way too fat for my pants. I'm throwing them all away really. Yeah
1:12.2	I'm looking at myself. I look like grew from minions with my pants that I got on.
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