Episode 391 - Dick on Vinegar Workout Supplements

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2024

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Summary

Sean gets pranked, I get pranked, Christmas is ruined by family, people making your wife fat, trans women in boxing, how to stop drinking, all the wrong suicides are up, an erotic Uncrustable, and Maddox turns 2024 into the Year of Dick; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	My grandpa always said New York, New York's Eve is for amateurs. These are professionals.
0:07.0	What does that mean? I saw a bunch of guys say they're too cool for New Year's Eve.
0:12.0	Man, don't...
0:13.0	Just say you're fucking 45, relax.
0:16.0	You don't need to make a big...
0:18.0	Everything doesn't have to be an epiphany.
0:20.0	All right?
0:21.0	You're old, you don't want to go out.
0:22.0	It's fine. I think that's a compliment though.
0:24.4	I think he's talking about you at least. He should not be talking
0:28.3	New York Eve is for amateurs. Yeah, really? These are professionals.
0:31.7	Oh, me. Yeah. professionals. Oh, me.
0:33.8	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:35.4	Yeah, I did blow my wad last night.
0:37.3	I was a professional.
0:38.3	I'm no longer a retired professional.
0:41.2	I'm semi-retired. I'm long retired. I don't even know the sport they're playing anymore.
0:48.0	Oh, you don't? No, you know, in my day. They're letting trans people drink in the women's league now.
0:54.2	Oh, oh man.
0:55.8	This big old bruisers are smashing beer cans on their heads and driving drunk.
1:01.8	Yeah.
1:03.0	Parallel parking drunk.
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