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It's because I'm because I'm realistic, right?

It's not like I'm going to fuck a porn star unless they're tied up.

Welcome to the brighter side, everybody.

That was the voice of Justin Atkinson, who is a 15-year-old stand-up comedian here joining us today.

And as always, we've got Ed Larson. What's BDSM? Bondage, discipline, Satanism, masochism. Oh, man. I just learned that from you. That's amazing. You just wanted that? I never, I don't know there was an acronym for it. You got to get into your porn game, bro. I don't know. I don't know. Ed makes love. He doesn't, I mean, I don't know. Yeah, I'm more of like a blonde big tits search word kind of guy. That's search word. And speaking of big tits, Amber Nelson and Sam Stubbs were through this as well. It's always great to have everyone here. Pounds guys lots of lots of breasts so many we're not even drinking beer just our titty milk you know me

lord knows that ambers would get you hammered so jesson you're in 10th yeah. Oh, man. And what is the school year like right now? Where are we? He doesn't need the name. We don't need the name at the school. It's close to New York. He lives right. The year. Are you like middle and then the middle of the year right now? Or like just beginning the 10th grade? Yeah, it's February as we're recording this.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I just want to know if he just started 10th grade or if he's in the middle of it. Oh, yeah. Well, it always starts in August. It does. September. September. Yeah. It was August in Florida. Let me tell you some about me. We were moving around a lot growing up. and one time I went to a school and I was like,

Mom, I don't think this is the right school.

Like, they don't have my name on the books.

And like, they just, there's like a trash. up and one time I went to a school and I was like mom I don't think this is the right school like

they don't have my name on the books and like they just there's like a trash can in the middle

of the floor and they wouldn't believe me and I went to the wrong school for like six months

what then what happened they were just like whoops and then moved me into the right school

yeah you got to like you know catch up with all these textbooks and, like, what we're learning.

Did you lose all your work?

I don't know.

Was one school smarter than the other school? One school was smarter. Which one did you go? The one you went to was smarter? One I went to first was, like, very dumb. There was a trash can in the middle of the hallway

that would just collect water

and all this exposed piping was there.

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