Episode 37: Catcalling

The Brighter Side

The Last Podcast Network

Amber Nelson, Last Podcast Network, Leisure, Comedy, Ed Larson, Society & Culture

4.7 • 636 Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2015

⏱️ 61 minutes

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I know that sometimes when you see a pretty gal walking down the street you just want to scream at the top of your lungs, "Smile! You big breasted, baby, let me buy you a soda. And then after soda we bump butts." Sure it's satisfying, but it also scares the shit out of women and makes them not want to leave the house. Is that what you want? All of outdoors without beautiful ladies. Of course not. That's why we have to act now, or maybe just shut the fuck up now.

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0:00.0	The Brighter Side is brought to you by Audible.com. Go to Audiblerial.com slash Brighterside for your free trial. on the bright side. I'm in my paycheck, called my plant
0:21.6	My plant died.
0:22.6	Oh, I got my plant died.
0:40.7	Oh, I got to go and get more water at the grocery store.
0:42.3	Let me just put on my socks and... All right, out the door on the streets of New York.
0:46.0	Hey, pretty girl and jeans and white shirt.
0:49.0	Hello, how you doing?
0:51.3	I'm actually having a pretty terrible day.
0:53.6	Oh, no! I saw you your day so bad. What can I do make your day better? Hey, hey, hey, hey, quit offending the lady. Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are in that dress? It matches your eyes, your hair, and your nose look beautiful. That's what my dad said to me before he died. Oh, I'll make you, I'll be your king.
1:11.2	Hey, hey, hey, hey, I am a lesbian. How are you? I'm okay. I guess I trust a woman. Do you got a diva cup up in there? I want to drink it. I'm a get her, I'm a get her, I'm a get her. I just want you to hold me. Run, run, run, run, run.
1:09.3	I want to finger you.
1:11.2	That's right.
1:11.7	Today we're talking about cat calling on the brighter side and joining me, Sina, Amber, and Sam is the wonderful Sarah Benacasa. How you doing? I'm good. How are you? Yes, and you got a new show on the, and I'm so welcome back to Cave Comedy Radio.
1:45.8	Yes.
1:46.1	I'm so excited.
1:46.7	In the Casa with Sarah Ben and Casa on Cave Comedy Radio. Fucking awesome. We're so happy. You're back. I'm so happy to be back. Nice. Now, what is some of your favorite, like, things people have yelled at you on the street? I have to say that, girl, I love your smile is a good one.
1:45.7	Were you smiling?
1:46.7	Yeah, I was smiling.
1:47.9	Yeah. I have to say that, girl, I love your smile is a good one.
2:02.2	Were you smiling?
2:03.1	Yeah, I was smiling.
2:04.3	Or girl, I love that smile.
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