Episode 388 - Dick on Obsession

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2023

⏱️ 171 minutes

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Summary

Maddox tries to put me in jail, murrlogic needs pants, women invent a candle-melting machine, basic civics in debates, Chud Logic calls in with questions, a stalker shoots a woman, and trixie has a new podcast; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Am I really that annoying that people have to make a three hour video to dedicate five years of their lives to documenting how annoying I am?
0:11.0	There is no way that your ego has ever been bigger than it is right now.
0:16.4	Impossible.
0:17.4	Wow!
0:18.4	Five years!
0:19.4	That's a big spurgout, money!
0:21.6	Half a decade is
0:24.0	maddics would say right yeah for more than half a decade right closer to a decade now
0:30.1	because you've been working on this for so long.
0:32.7	It's like a third of a month.
0:34.3	Like, it's still.
0:35.2	He's been stalking me for a third of a month.
0:37.2	Yeah, yeah.
0:38.6	What?
0:39.3	We were broken up for a fortnight.
0:41.4	Yeah.
0:42.2	Yeah. Yeah, yeah. What do you think now after a week?
0:47.0	It was about a week ago when I was talking.
0:49.0	My dad had called me to congratulate me on, ironically, the price of Bitcoin going up
0:54.4	when Maddox dropped this gigantic turn
0:58.0	on the internet, right in the middle of that,
1:00.8	really ruined my gloating to my father about Bitcoin.
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