Episode 387 - Dick on The Line in the Sand

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2023

⏱️ 141 minutes

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Summary

A Gay Disco Jason Christmas, trucks for guys who throw like girls, Lady Ballers and other parallel economy trash, Disease X, Ireland and immigrants vs. Hate Speech, Lizzo tips a golf cart, a finessing sex from OnlyFans models, Christian parents, and everything else leading up to Maddox's 3-hour opus; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	But I thought about on the way over here that made me fucking crack up.
0:07.0	What's that?
0:08.0	Remember when you me and the 2-1 Express were living together?
0:12.0	We got stone and went to that Arby's
0:13.8	and got like accosted by that guy
0:16.7	who was talking about Dungeons and Dragons.
0:19.0	Only he wasn't talking about Dungeons and Dragons.
0:21.6	It was like tunnels and trolls or some shit.
0:24.9	It was the first one that Dungeons and Dragons
0:26.7	was based off of.
0:27.6	Well, that's what I learned apparently.
0:30.0	And the two and Express starting.
0:31.7	He kept talking to him. Yeah, oh, well, and we were trying,
0:35.0	well, yeah, and also busting up and looking at the two one express,
0:39.5	just like, why are you doing,
0:41.0	are you making fun of him?
0:42.1	And he, but he wasn't.
0:43.1	And he panicked and tried to get out of the booth.
0:45.6	Like he had the piss or something like that.
0:47.2	Like he just ran into you.
0:48.8	Like you're like, what are you doing?
0:50.3	Because he was gonna lose it.
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