Episode 386 - Dick on Afuera!

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2023

⏱️ 134 minutes

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A right-wing fascist libertarian is elected in Argentina, a fake Thanksgiving, a specially abled man throws poop around a Goodwill, fat women try to arrest a man, Fruit Loops goes gay, women crash park a gigantic plane, and the age of consent of terrorism; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	This girl wanted to call in today, but I'm like, I don't.
0:04.0	Oh, really?
0:05.0	Can't handle a girl today.
0:10.0	I don't think the audience can handle a girl today.
0:13.2	Was she a special?
0:15.0	She's a nice girl, but she's fun.
0:19.0	Yeah.
0:20.3	But she's like one of them, one of them e-celebs yeah yeah she's a hot girl yeah and she's a hot girl yeah so you know and she wanted to call in
0:31.4	She wanted to call in it was her idea.
0:34.2	Oh, wow.
0:35.4	But I said, look, honey, it's the season, it's the holiday season.
0:39.4	It's the holiday season.
0:40.6	It is.
0:41.5	My promise to the audience is that I will not have any women call in during
0:46.8	the month of December. After Thanksgiving.
0:50.3	Yeah. Till the end of the year, unless they're in studio, because you know, right,
0:56.0	Colin, no, I can't, I'm afraid I cannot do that.
0:59.2	Yeah, that's, because we've had it up to here with women at this time of the year, okay?
1:05.0	Okay, yeah. We've all gotten a text. This would be a great present for me for
1:09.6	Christmas. We've all gotten, we've all had our fill of them this week.
1:14.7	Yeah.
1:15.7	That's enough.
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