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🗓️ 20 November 2023
⏱️ 154 minutes
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Adam22's birthday party ruins my life, women ruin AI, Israel makes some questionable statements, Stove gets kidnapped and sexually assaulted, a Black disabled Santa, a woman goes on a hunt for her dead husband's seed, turns out PizzaGate was real, Conspiracy Fearists, a guy's mom dies for lack of AI, and someone has a problem with my advice; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!
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0:00.0 | Mm, all right. We're doing Rick and Mardi this morning, I guess. |
0:05.0 | Yeah. Thank you, honey. I'm going to treat myself with a little bit of audio today. |
0:17.0 | Hey, there you go. |
0:19.0 | Oh, just a tiny taste. |
0:20.0 | Oh, yeah. |
0:21.0 | I'm not worried about the tonitis anymore. I was just going to ask about that. |
0:24.0 | Nah I don't care I'm just going to blow them out for good or no it didn't go away it's been there |
0:29.7 | for what two and a half weeks now so I imagine it's |
0:32.8 | permanent the same volume yeah pretty much identically the same volume the high pitch |
0:37.7 | ring like is just always kind of there what's the most amazing thing about |
0:41.2 | tonight is yeah it's distinctly different from the sound What's the most amazing thing about tonightis is? |
0:42.8 | It's distinctly different from the sound |
0:45.2 | that I get when women are talking. |
0:47.2 | It is. |
0:48.2 | Which is at a different harmonic or whatever, frequency, |
0:51.1 | which is more like a, ooh yeah yeah so now I have this he high-pitched dot higher wine and then if a woman's |
0:59.8 | talking to me I have a oh sounds like a symphony of annoyance, a symphony warming up in my head, but of annoyance. |
1:06.3 | Not not harmonious. You know what, you nailed it somehow Sean, I don't know how you'd know that |
1:11.6 | Intuitively, but you did maybe a younger man probably wouldn't |
1:14.7 | have known that but yeah it is actually dissident and unharmonious right the |
1:19.5 | two together it's worse than the sum of its parts. It's like a great arrangement, right? |
1:27.0 | That's what I'm going to call women. |
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