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Adrift with Geoff Lloyd and Annabel Port

EPISODE 384 - The three hundred-and-eighty-fourth episode

Adrift with Geoff Lloyd and Annabel Port

Geoff Lloyd/Annabel Port

Comedy

4.91.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2026

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

You thought we weren't going to get a podcast to you this week, didn't you? Well, you were WRONG. Unless you're one of those people who thinks the week starts on a Sunday, in which case you were RIGHT.

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0:00.0

Hello. Hello. When were you going to tell me? About what? That you've stopped using

0:23.4

handkerchiefs and you've moved on to tissues. Oh, we've just talked about this before,

0:27.2

surely, surely. I find that handkerchiefs are a bit too, they're not very still at slimming in my

0:32.7

pocket. They create too much of a bulge. And then I find that I wasn't great at changing them.

0:39.7

So they'd be there for like two weeks and it would get a bit. But I thought you were in the hanky gang. I was in the hanky gang. I still have a hanky under my pillow. Is that all right? It's okay. And in the house, I'll use a hanky. I'm sorry. I've left the hanky gang. I have. I feel really bad about it. This is upsetting to me. I'm so sorry. And that's like a

0:55.4

horrible bit of tissue you've got in. Yeah, I mean, that's no better than like a two week old hanky, is it. And also it was crispy. Like it's, it's poor quality. It wasn't the little poor. Is it kitchen roll? Is it? Is it? Is it? Isle toilet paper? Kitchen roll is softer. I usually, as you know, I usually get the Kleenex balsam when I've got a cold. And that's super soft. But I don't have a cold at the moment. My nose runs a bit when I, when I'm, my body is cold. So I've got cheap tissues at the moment. So you don't treat you. So you treat yourself when you've got a cold? Yeah. Annabelle. Yeah. And then I go for the cheapest thing possible when I'm just using it to mop up excess

1:28.1

nose liquid.

1:29.3

That's disgusting.

1:30.0

I'm having a real hard time with you not being in the hanky gang.

1:32.1

I know, I can tell. Yeah, you know what I'm like. Yeah, I know. I'll go back to it. I will. I'm going to do it. Okay, all right. Everything good? Okay. do I sound scared

1:41.1

now this is

1:43.4

this is the last drift

1:44.9

before Easter

1:46.0

yeah

1:46.4

um

1:47.5

because Do I sound scared? Now, this is the last drift before Easter.

1:46.1

Yeah.

1:48.1

Because Annabelle, you like to observe Easter from Mourndy Thursday right the way through until Bank Holiday Monday.

1:57.5

And we didn't line up our weeks off together, did we?

1:59.9

No.

2:00.1

So, like, Annabelle's busy next week,

2:02.7

the week of Good Friday, I'm off the week of Easter Monday. So we will be back. Week commencing,

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