Hello! Hello!

Good Easter?

Yes, thanks, and you?

Lovely, yeah.

We went away.

In the second week, we went to Italy.

I had that song Mambo Italiano stuck in my head,

and it sometimes breached the boundaries of my head into my mouth and out into the world what would be the equivalent if someone was singing something

here in the UK I don't know I don't know it's not that is it no I don't know if it feels great

to be whistling or singing to yourself Mamba Italiano

should make your way around Italy.

Maybe they found it charming.

But better than that than my magnificent rendition of Nessendorma.

I don't know about that.

No, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with my rendition of Nessendorma.

I just think it would,

here's the thing. I think Italy, you know, rightly thinks of itself as the home of that song. And maybe that nobody could better Pavarotti's version of it. And I think it would be

damaging to their national pride if they heard me sing it. Maybe. Because as an English man,

my rendition is far superior. Oh, I see. Yeah. I see, I see. Right. You should hear my Oslo Mio. Oh, I'd love to. I mean, one is. It's half for me not to sing the Cornetto version. Right, right. How much were Cornettos in the version of that that you used to sing? How much were a cornetto? Yeah, so just one cornetto give up to me, you must be joking. It's, for 80p, whatever it was, 50p, yeah, 50p. Interesting. I wonder how much cornetto is now. Oh, 2 pound 50. Right. Is that right? I said that so confidently. It's about that, yeah.

You tend to know how much things are. Well, I do, yes, because I pay very, very close attention. Because you're money grubbing. Yeah, money and tight. Yeah. And about us always doing that thing where she like rubs a thumb and her finger together. No, that suggests I have some money. That's what you do when you have money. I want loads of money. I just usually do that to keep my hands.

I'm some money. That's what you do when you have money. I want loads of money.

I'm just usually doing that to keep my hands. I'm so cold. I can't afford to put the heat on. Or circulation. And you've only got fingerless gloves. Exactly. Yeah. So yeah, we went to, we went to Pompeii.

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