All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

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its features free for a month and make sure it's the right lifestyle site for your spring and summer fun. So, I'm officially a fucking adult. Kind of. Yeah, you have a new car. And that's the first time in five years. You've had your own vehicle. That's so crazy to me. I think it's really interesting because like our

friends know me as like a non-driver. Well, you're a terrible driver. I am a really bad driver, but also part of it is that you and I have been so attached at the hip for so long that it just like didn't make sense for me to have my own vehicle. And part of that was like cutesy and we'd be like, oh, we're together all the time. Isn't it so cute how I don't even need my own car because we're just together

doing stuff 24-7? Yeah. And then you realize, you know, I don't know, through sobriety, getting older, growing the fuck up, whatever the fuck it is, that, you know, there needs to be some separation and I need to have independence and part of that

is having a vehicle. And I finally have the cutest one in the entire world. Yeah, I mean, it's, you know, we've been putting it off and putting it off because I just didn't give it a lot thought because we're so fucking used to not having, you know, you having a car, you know, but it's getting to the point where we're spending enough time apart now where it makes absolutely no fucking sense for us not to have two

vehicles. Yeah. And I mean, part of it too is there as I'm trying to reintroduce myself to the

concept of being in the lifestyle and doing the things that I think are hot, there are certain

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