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So we are still recording this before I leave down because we're spending a shit ton of time apart. Yeah, a lot of time apart. This is like the night before I'm leaving and I'm feeling a little bit melancholy about it. I got to be honest. Yeah, it's weird because it's like, you know, normally it's a week and it's like, okay, used to that I get used to that like it goes by

quick right yeah for sure you can do anything for a week yeah no big deal two weeks is like oh shit

like that's a lot of time it's like two weeks of no coffee yeah two weeks of no like walking by

and flicking your balls which I love to do yeah so there's a lot of like little stuff that like isn't happening for two weeks. It's weird. Downright weird. Yeah. You are going to be busy though. We have two events going on while I'm gone. You're going to be hosting two of our real hot wives of Las Vegas events, including the one sponsored by Wi-Fi. And we have so many cool people coming in for that so I think you're just going to have

I think the time's going to fly for you even more so than it usually would because you have all of the

normal like Revita Glow and better bedroom body stuff to deal with and two major hotwife events.

Well also apparently according to our partner Joe I have multiple meetings on Friday RevitalaGlo with some AVN folks. So there's a lot happening. But yeah, it's still a lot of time for you and I to be apart. Did we go to AVN last year? No, we did not. We hosted the content house, but we didn't actually go to the convention. No, because it was kind of shit the year before. Yeah, but now it's

back at the Virgin. Yeah, back at the Virgin. So hopefully it'll just be a freaking gangbuster thing for you. We were at, uh, we went when it was at Resorts World. It was fucking horrible. Oh, it was the worst. Yeah. And everyone says that. It wasn't just an us thing. Everyone agrees collectively. Well, honestly,

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