All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

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We'll probably go out tomorrow night. Yes, tomorrow we will. We're going to see some penis

origami. Yes, we will see puppetry of the penis tomorrow. I'm pretty pumped about that. Obviously, we're recording this in advance, but I've been wanting to go to that for a while. I have no idea what to expect, so maybe we'll talk about it on an upcoming episode. I don't really know what penis origami means. I mean, I've seen it, but I think this is a very different kind of depiction of it.

Plus, there's also, are we also not doing like the adult history museum or something? Yeah, it's the erotic heritage museum. So I'm, yeah, I think it'll just be like an overall sexy night or maybe the complete opposite and it'll be weird and cheesy and we'll just laugh our way through it. But either way, I think it'll be fun.

Or we'll be worked up and we'll end up at the green door. You just don't know. Ooh, now that could be a thing. You just don't know. That means I have to dress like at least a little bit slutty to go to this thing. Oh yeah, for sure. There's no reason to wear panties. That's where you're headed.

Yeah.

I've been wearing panties

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