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today. So this is not going to surprise anyone, but we did not go out for New Year's. We got all sorts of invitations, which we were very flattered by. But yeah, that's just not our jam. I hope if you did go out for New Year's, you had a very safe, fun, delightful time. But that is my personal hell. I still, I don't know

why I find it so, I don't know if it's odd. I find it interesting, I guess, that so many people

still like do the New Year's Eve going out, getting fucked up thing. We went, we went shopping for a

little bit today. And the girl that was working at the boutique we went to, she was clearly hungover. Oh, yeah. I mean, she just was, she wanted none of it. And it's like, man, why do people still do that to themselves? And then obviously lifestyle, it's like Halloween, New Year's Eve. What else? Those are the two big ones. Yeah. But it's like, that's like your right of passage. Like you're not a lifestyleer if you don't go out and stay out till fucking five in the morning and get completely fucking shit hammered on, on fuck. I just, I don't understand it. Like, it's just too much, especially here in Vegas. Fuck that. Yeah. I mean, it does not align with our lifestyle, but it certainly did years ago.

So I'm not judging what anyone does. I know for me personally, I've never done it. I could not have been any less interested. Even in the days where I was building and operating clubs, you got me fucked up if you think I'm there at midnight. Well, to be fair, I think that's probably why you've had an aversion to it because you were working the clubs and you saw how insane it was and you had to deal with all of the fucking, you know, drunken assholes and debauchery and you didn't get to experience the fun of New Year's. No, I don't have any interest in it. It was really a lot more fun for you and I to watch an old funny movie and have charcutery and sparkling cider and go to bed at like fucking 10. That was much more fun. It was delightful. Much more fun for me. I really enjoyed it. That's exactly what I'm talking about. That's New Year's Eve. In a nutshell, I'm all about that. I do have some potential events lined up that I want to run by you. I'm heading out of town, but when I come back, I want us to sit down and go through a couple of different options. I'm really thinking

that by presenting these to you, I'm going to be stepping out of my comfort zone. Are you planning

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