Episode 369 - Yeah, We're Fine
Florida Men on Florida Man
Wayne McCarty
4.9 • 783 Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2026
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
The Second Seminole War was one of the deadliest and most costly wars in early American history. Do you think you could escape from the fortress of St. Augustine?
On this episode, Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty discuss your favorite Florida Man headlines, review the new film "Project Hail Mary," and dive into international affairs (including an Israeli driver who kidnapped a monkey and a gator). They also deep dive into John Horse, the leader of the Black Seminoles, and his rebel partner Coacoochee, exploring their daring escape from the fortress of St. Augustine. The crew welcomes special musical guest Matías Urzúa and participates in a table read of pages 40 through 50 of the hit '90s classic, Point Break.
Headlines include:
'Looksmaxxing' streamer Clavicular arrested in Florida; Florida woman yells "tourist" before ramming a Key West cyclist with a minivan; Florida Man plows a car through an airport gate before trying to board two different planes.
On Mic: Josh Mills, Wayne McCarty, Emily Grabill, Jesse Nieman, Luke West
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| 0:00.0 | Recorded in front of a live studio audience. |
| 0:05.9 | Way down upon the Swanee River, far, far away. |
| 0:13.8 | That's where my heart is yearning never, home where the old folks stay. |
| 0:25.3 | Welcome to Florida Mint on Florida Man with Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty. |
| 0:35.5 | The podcast where Floridians discuss the legends and lore and crazy stories that always seem to take place in Florida. Welcome back, Luke. |
| 0:41.0 | Welcome back. |
| 0:42.0 | Well, well, well, well. |
| 0:45.5 | So there are three people here. |
| 0:47.6 | The debunked devil. |
| 0:48.2 | What's the episode number? |
| 0:50.0 | 369. |
| 0:51.0 | Yeah, we're fine. |
| 0:51.7 | Oh. |
| 0:53.6 | Those are called the Yinyang twins, I believe. And I love them. We're very good at music. We were called Canaan Abel before that. When Josh had a rap group. We did join cash money. Yep. Cash money millionaires. We were Cane and Abel. And then we changed it to Yin Yang. Taking over for the 9-9 in the 2000? Enough for this yapping. |
| 1:11.0 | We sure did. |
| 1:11.4 | Go ahead, Luke. |
| 1:12.3 | Tell us your graces. |
| 1:13.2 | Music fan. |
| 1:14.0 | Last Tuesday, my ears were burning. Why were they burning? It felt like someone was just talking about me. It couldn't be us. A thousand of people. A celebration on your behalf. And, you know, I wasn't able to get the video for some reason, but I was able to listen to the audio. |
| 1:26.8 | Okay, okay. |
| 1:28.0 | Wayne was in charge of the video. |
| 1:29.1 | Shots fired. |
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