Episode 368 - The Best Birthday Ever
Florida Men on Florida Man
Wayne McCarty
4.9 • 783 Ratings
🗓️ 25 March 2026
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
Florida Man and Florida Woman love committing crimes and filming it for everyone to see.
On this episode, Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty discuss your favorite Florida Man headlines, and celebrate showrunner Luke West's birthday with a game of "Why does this photo remind you of Luke" and "Listener letters dedicated to our sweet boy"
Headlines include:
Florida woman (who is also a cop) gets arrested for filming secret content in her uniform, Florida woman destroys two Airbnbs with urine, Florida Man unsuccessfully attacks car wash attendants with an ax.
On Mic: Josh Mills, Wayne McCarty, Emily Grabill, Jesse Nieman
Each week, the Florida Men on Florida Man podcast blends comedy with the fascinating legends, lore, and history of the wildest state in the Union: Florida.
To learn more about the show, visit www.fmofm.com.
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| 0:00.0 | Recorded in front of a live studio audience. |
| 0:05.9 | Way down upon the Swanee River, far, far away. |
| 0:13.8 | That's where my heart is yearning never, home where the old folks stay. |
| 0:25.4 | Welcome to Florida men on Florida Man with Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty. The podcast where Floridians discuss the legends and lore and crazy stories that always seem to take place in Florida. |
| 1:31.0 | Hello, sir. Well, hello. I thought I would try to do a little voice effect on there. That was cool. I liked it. But now it feels racist, actually. What do you mean? Well, here's the thing. I see what you're doing. But, okay, here's the thing. For our audio listeners, ignore this part of the show. For the video listeners, Josh said he's sorry. Can we say that at least? I'm sorry. Yeah. It felt right coming out. But then when I heard it in my ears, I was like, hmm. Just a poll. Says the sweet white supremacist. It felt right when I said it. And then when it came out. Well, you always describe what I did and what I tried to do. So he was trying to do an echo with his voice, like a whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. But he did that with his hands over his mouth. And then we're going to let the rest of you guys deduce that, however you feel... Yeah. Until we get the Gen Alpha pass, like, we're not going to say, we're not going to do First American sound effects. |
| 1:31.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:37.8 | And if you're a person that has a Gen Alpha kid or maybe for whatever reason, God help you, you're a Gen Alpha listener. |
| 1:42.1 | We need you to give us permission to say wild things, right? |
| 1:43.1 | Isn't that what we're looking for? Yeah, we do. |
| 1:43.9 | Yeah. If you're progressive. We can also say wild things, right? Isn't that what we're looking for? Yeah, we do. Yeah. |
| 1:44.3 | If you're progressive. We can also say wild things today because what do we call them? Our network |
| 1:51.0 | administrator. That's right. Our producer, our showrunner. Our showrunner. Baby Luke. He picked the |
| 1:57.1 | perfect day to call out sick. Yeah. Why is that? Because today is his actual birthday. |
| 2:04.5 | And he did, so you no call no show, that's the worst, right? |
| 2:08.2 | That's right. |
| 2:09.1 | But the lesser than worst. |
| 2:12.3 | Yeah, second to last worst. |
| 2:13.9 | Yep, is like 10 minutes before saying, I got sore throat. |
| 2:17.3 | Right. And then what happened? |
| 2:19.9 | Posting on your letterbox that you're excited to see Super Mario Galaxy. |
| 2:25.5 | Right. So to fake sick to your show that employs you, by the way, to be a showrunner. |
| 2:32.7 | And then to go see Mario Galaxy. And then here's the thing. We planned a |
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