Episode 370 - Big Eruption Energy
Florida Men on Florida Man
Wayne McCarty
4.9 • 783 Ratings
🗓️ 9 April 2026
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Summary
How many natural disasters could Floridians survive? And did you know Florida had a volcano in the 1800s?
On this episode Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty cover your favorite Florida Man headlines, review the new film Forbidden Fruits, and play a choose-your-own-adventure style game called "Would You Survive?" before diving into the legend of the Wakulla Swamp Volcano. Stick around until the end for the next session of our complete table read of the hit '90s classic Point Break.
Headlines include: Tiger Woods, "sweating profusely," had opioids in his pocket during arrest, affidavit says; HOA property manager accused of embezzling hundreds of thousands before vanishing; "Barbie's Dream Fest"? More like a nightmare warehouse; Florida woman trying to rekindle her marriage accused of torching her husband's home.
On Mic: Josh Mills, Wayne McCarty, Emily Grabill, Jesse Nieman, Luke West
Each week, the Florida Men on Florida Man podcast blends comedy with the fascinating legends, lore, and history of the wildest state in the Union: Florida.
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| 0:00.0 | Recorded in front of a live studio audience. |
| 0:04.0 | Way down upon the Swanee River, far, far away. |
| 0:13.0 | That's where my heart is yearning never, home where the old folks stay. Welcome to Florida Mint on Florida Man with Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty. |
| 0:25.9 | The podcast where Floridians discuss the legends and lore and crazy stories that always seem to take place in Florida. |
| 0:38.0 | Hello, Josh. |
| 0:39.2 | Wow. |
| 0:39.8 | I felt like you were at like 0.8 speed there. |
| 0:42.7 | Thanks for saying that, man. |
| 0:43.7 | I've noticed recently on my intros, |
| 0:45.8 | I feel like I've been rushing. |
| 0:47.1 | I've been pushing it a bit. |
| 0:48.8 | And so I've been wanting to just dial it back. |
| 0:51.0 | Yeah, you're like, take it time, be present, right? |
| 0:53.4 | Take your time, have slow feet. No need to rush from one room to another. And speaking of presents. Yeah, how did you celebrate Easter? Oh, I got up and I cooked a ham. Come on, dude. Fresh off the deli? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just heated up some deli slices and then put them on a... Put some syrup on it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep. I just heated up some deli slices and then put them on a... |
| 1:11.7 | Put some syrup on it. |
| 1:12.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:13.2 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 1:14.4 | What about you? |
| 1:15.2 | Did you abandon thy father? |
| 1:18.3 | I did, man. |
| 1:19.8 | So the McCarty's did a candlelight thing on Friday. |
| 1:24.7 | And then... |
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