Episode 368 - Dick on The Umbrella Man

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2023

⏱️ 162 minutes

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I give away a box spring, an MMF thrupple, Adam22 does some things, cops and meth exposure, Nick Rekieta calls in about The Umbrella Man, Jim Caviezel is insane, my dog is too fat, who is repaying their student loans, not teaching math, the new Italian groping law, and a gender surgery whoopsie; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	God, I've been talking about Christ the Kiwi all week.
0:03.8	I can't get enough of that guy.
0:06.0	No, he was really, he's really leaned into his, his role, hasn't he?
0:12.0	Yeah.
0:13.1	Yeah, he's just, you know, he's got it all figured out.
0:17.2	He has a female roommate.
0:20.4	That's what's to date.
0:21.8	It's blowing my mind.
0:23.5	He's more mature than me.
0:24.7	I could never be in a position like that.
0:26.6	No, me neither.
0:27.4	Living with a former girlfriend,
0:28.4	but Christ the Kiwi, it's no problem for him.
0:30.6	I've got to talk to her.
0:32.2	Yeah.
0:33.2	We have to talk to her.
0:34.2	God damn, I get this fucking thing.
0:36.2	And he's got to be gone.
0:38.6	You know, my favorite part about him is that the government pays him disability that he
0:44.7	then uses to pay for hookers.
0:47.3	Yeah.
0:48.3	So instead of the government just giving women a UBI, they have, they give it to Christ the
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