Episode 367 - Dick on Expert Gaslighting
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 11 July 2023
⏱️ 122 minutes
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A woman tells me to stop smoking, fat brides take over Las Vegas, a Super Nintendo erases my save games, Chris the Kiwi gives advice on gaslighting, Sean goes to Disneyland too many times, Jonah Hill's stupid text messages, and Kevin Landau's gilrfriend Sanyu Lubogo threatens my dog; all that and more this week
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| 0:00.0 | setting up Tristan Tate E date. God, I can't wait till those guys are in prison. |
| 0:05.8 | Oh, we never have to. Oh, Tristan Tate isn't there about it again. |
| 0:10.0 | It's a cousin or the, uh, that's, uh, that's Andrew Tate's lover. Oh, obviously, don't |
| 0:15.8 | know if you, uh, okay, brother and lover, brother and lover, they have gay butt sex. |
| 0:22.0 | Yeah. While they're working out and try. Oh, that's the light. Oh, yes. While they |
| 0:29.2 | are, uh, there's anything wrong with that trafficking while they're, while they're |
| 0:32.8 | doing their trafficking and while they're trapping men on a traffic jam. Yeah, you think |
| 0:46.6 | that's what they do? I don't. I don't know. Just set it in some poppers and blow the |
| 0:51.7 | matrix wide open. I don't know what those people do. Oh, take me to the Oracle Tristan. |
| 0:58.9 | Oh, boy. That's, uh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's really, he's really made |
| 1:08.2 | a mess of things and he made a mess of, of everything. Yeah. I guess, I, you know, I guess |
| 1:15.3 | you just have to stick to, stick to pimping, man. Big fucking mouth. We got such a big |
| 1:20.7 | big mouth, bro. It's going to be real handy in prison. Oh, you can tell everybody how |
| 1:28.6 | you're a monk now. Right. Writing a book about chess. That's who that is. Yeah, I know |
| 1:35.2 | who that is. Sounds like the cocaine bear. Do you see that movie? Just out of curiosity. |
| 1:44.3 | No, because it makes me too sad. I like, I imagine a bear eating a kilo of cocaine and it's |
| 1:49.6 | like very sad to me. I just don't like, I don't think I could think it's funny. Oh, you |
| 1:55.4 | mean because it didn't make it into your hands. Yeah. Yeah. That's kind of what that's |
| 1:59.5 | such a waste of cocaine and that. Yeah. So they, you know, here, here's, here's the real |
| 2:04.0 | story of cocaine. Yeah. Okay. There's a guy in the woods comes across stumbles upon |
| 2:09.5 | like a bear like a little bit in the distance. He's like, oh, fuck. I'm afraid, you know, |
| 2:12.8 | it's like, is it sleeping? Yeah. Uh, no, it's dead. That's it. Bear found cocaine overdosed |
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