Hello, this is Tom Katten. I'm going to be a very special guest on the Major Elvis Newton Show tonight.

It is an exciting opportunity for me to reconnect with a dear friend and a man who got me through some tough times before I finally just relapsed and continued into this life of degradation that Mr. Henry has found me in.

I was selling juice. I was making

good money. One of my biggest customers was Major Elvis Newton, sir. Yeah, I was, and Ballonia, too.

And Ballonia Newton as well. I want to say that I'm happy to see that Major Elvis Newton is being

supported by the Phil Henry Show podcast platform. The Phil Henry Show website also includes great archives of his Hall of Fame radio show,

and you can listen to all of that at Phil Hendry's Show.com.

There are podcasts.

There are video casts as well, isn't that right?

Yes, I don't know anything about it.

There's videocats, Mr. Henry.

Okay.

There's video casts of Mr. Henry, and there's lots, lots more to enjoy. So get a backstage pass, and thank Phil for having Major Elvis Newton on. Thank Phil for bringing on myself so that I can reconnect with these wonderful people, because it has been a long time, hasn't it? It's been too long, Tom. Tom, we miss you.

Let me see.

What does it say here?

Are you right there?

The PhilHedry Show website, PhilHedryshow.com, the greatest value online other than porn.

What is that supposed to mean?

I don't...

On three, two, one go.

Hello, my name is Major Elvis Newton, and welcome to the Major Elvis Newton show.

And I do thank Phil Henry.

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