Well, folks, we're getting close to the weekend. I'm on my way to California on Sunday,

and if we got a great show for you today, we have the best of Tom Katten.

Yeah. Weird ass.

Yeah, well, that's what he says about you.

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You can see me here, for instance, tonight on the Banana River, as I just hold forth talking about all kinds of stuff. I was talking tonight about my lost bag. The lost bag that you got back. Yeah, the lost bag that I got back from the airline. And a lot of different stuff, just personal stuff, highly personal stuff, stuff about, you don't know.

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He can't do the juice wagon. He's parked in General Galen Shaw's driveway.

And there he sits as he talks with us, tries to be calm and collected about it, but realizes he is very sick.

He's in big, big trouble.

But let's listen to what we've got here.

The best of Tom Katten right here on the world famous, right here on the world famous Phil Hendry show.

So anyway, Tom Hadden was the guy who hosted the Popeye show, but that's who we have with us today is not Tom Hatton. We have Tom Catton, ladies and gentlemen, from Tom Catton's Health Wagon. Hey! Well, how do you know, Tom? You know, I've been wanting to meet you because I'm a big believer in health, and I'm getting to that age now. I love to juice things and love the juices and the different parsley juices, this kind of thing. Well, I think you'll enjoy it, General. What we have here,

I brought in some juices from the juice from Daisy Brown's juicery. And I don't know whether or not

Margaret remembers Daisy Brown. Yes, I do. Daisy was my personal trainer for two or three

years. And then she got... She was hospitalized. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Well, she's doing much,

much better, but she was hospitalized. And as is often the case, Phil, I think in your life,

and in mine, most of the time when we say that someone that we know

was hospitalized, it's usually at a locked psychiatric facility. Yeah, that's pretty true. Well, I wouldn't

say, in your life and in mind. Well, wouldn't you say that you've had a lot of people who've been in

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