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And we have tonight, we got kind of a polferie and a,

kind of an all-star polkery, if you ask me, that Tom Katten is coming up. Tom Katten, General

Shaw, you know. Tom Katten's had a relapse, and you're not going to believe who got involved

in the Tom Katten story, but Major Elvis Newton. Oh, you're kidding. No. Major Newton, apparently knew Tom

Katten and helped him set

up his juice wagon before Major Newton

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