It had to be you.

Wait, are you getting this?

Oh, wait, you really don't know the words.

I don't know the word.

I just know that it had to be you.

I'm putting my own little funk on it right there.

A little spin. I love the new microphone setup funk on it right there. A little spin.

I love the new microphone setup that we have right here.

Yeah, you're stanced up.

I am stanced up.

People can't see this right now.

We might have to start doing video podcasts.

Absolutely not. No one needs to see this.

Wait, did I tell you about, okay, so you know when I worked in the clothing industry,

so my coworker, my buddy... Wait, did I tell you about... Okay, so you know when I worked in the clothing industry? Mm-hmm.

So my co-worker, my buddy, telling me that he was at a trade show, and he saw this, like,

that he was like going through, whatever, and there was, like, this new style of pants called stance.

And... I'm not kidding. you're gonna love you're gonna fucking love this tell me about the and the idea was that the pant legs were uneven

because one was longer than the other because stance is made for the way you lean. Wow. Because I do that. So when you lean, you'd have an even pant hem. Wait, I don't understand because my pants are, I'm wearing pants right now. I don't really understand the mechanics of it because I don't feel like your pants go up when you lean. Well, sometimes you see those people with like the big ass, like one shoe's big because one leg's all kind of fucked up.

So maybe it's because of that?

It's like a contraposto.

Contraposto, yeah.

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