Picture this, Liz.

You're 23 years old.

You've graduated from MIT with a BA in CS.

Is that real?

Computer science?

I think you'd have a BS.

Yeah.

You have a BS in CS.

That kind of feels like I'm trying to do like a funger little thing there, but apparently

that's what they call it. I love what you're looking at me, but I know this is what they call it. A BS and CS. There you go. You graduated. Fresh. You fly across the country, San Francisco. I got a job interview here. I got a job interview there. I'm going to south of motherfucking market. I'm talking, hello Mr. Jack Dorsey. Hire me here at Stripe. Hello, Mr. Elon Musk. Perhaps I can work at X, formerly known as Twitter. You get the job. You move to Cerebral Valley, otherwise known as Hayes Valley. Wait, do they call it that?

They do be calling it that.

Because of AI.

They're trying to call it. Wait, what? I didn't know that. When did this happen? Like last year. Last year. That's so bad. I didn't want to tell you until now. I didn't want to. Wait, that's so bad. You were keeping that for me? I just, well, look how you're reacting. I didn't want to, you know, I didn't want to upset your unbalance your humors.

Film very time.

But now you live there.

Things are going great.

You're getting paid $800,000 a year.

You're working on CS style problems at work.

AI, the future.

I love it here in San Francisco.

DoorDash.

Uber Eats.

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