It had to be you.

Wait, are you getting this?

A d'an-dant-d'n'n'

Oh wait, you really don't know the words.

I don't know the word. I just know that it had to be you.

I'm putting my own little funk on it right there.

A little spin.

I love the new microphone setup that we have right here.

Yeah, you're stanced up. I am stanced up. People can't see this right now. We might have to

start doing video podcast. Absolutely not. No one needs to see this.

Wait, did I tell you about, okay, so you know when I worked in the clothing industry?

So my coworker, my buddy, was telling me that he was at a trade show and he saw this like, he was like going through whatever and there was like this new style of pants called stands and I'm not kidding and you're gonna love

you're gonna fucking love this and the idea was that the pant legs were uneven.

Because one was longer than the other because stance is made for the way you lean.

Wow, because I do that.

So when you lean, you'd have an even pant him.

Wait, I don't understand, because my pants are, I'm wearing pants right now.

I don't really understand the mechanics of it, because I don't feel like your pants go up when you lean.

Well sometimes you see those people with like the big ass like one shoes big because one

legs all kind of fucked up so maybe it's because of that?

It's like a contraposto.

Contraposto. I don't know want to tell people what that is. I'm going to gate

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