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So we're getting ready to head to the topless pool. I cannot be topless yet, which I'm very disappointed by. Well, today it's all

new. It's actually clothing optional today. Saturday is topless. Sunday is all nude if you choose to

be. Oh, man. See, I finally feel like I could rock the nude pool. Like, I could do that. But my scars are still. I can't let them in the sun yet. No, it's not a thing. I mean, for your own benefit, you could take all your clothes off, do kind of a, like a flyby, and then put your clothes back on. I mean, I guess I could, but that seems really weird. Like just strip naked, walk to one end of the pool, walk back, put my clothes back on.

Just strip it all down and go, fuck and I'm going to, you know, do the thing. And then, you know, just put your shit back on. People will be like, what the fuck's up with this weirdo? Yeah, you know. Yeah, I mean, I would love that opportunity. I'm really jealous that you get to do that today because even when we used to go to like, we went to sea mountain in Palm Springs or Palm Desert.

I love.

We went to sea mountain here in Las Vegas. Obviously, we were on a nude resort for a long time and I had to be nude there. Caliente is nude. But I've never been nude in a place where I did not have to be naked before. Do you realize that? Yeah, where you were like, where you could be naked if you wanted to be. Right. It's totally up to you. The option was

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