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We did. We went to a naked pool party, which was really fucking fun. And I, there was a lot about it

that I'm, I have not unpacked yet. And I haven't talked to you about it. We have not had a

discussion about it. So I'm going to be curious to get what your impression of certain things

were and kind of like where your head was at

this entire day. Yeah, I mean, obviously, let's be fucking for real. I am very vain and my head was

mostly on myself because this is this is the first lifestyle pool party I've been to since all of my

surgeries and, you know, since my weight loss and all of that. So I mean, for me, it was really interesting to go into that environment feeling so different about my body. Now, I am dealing with some skin issues right now. So there is still some like weird insecurities that exist. I didn't wear my teeniest, tiniest, tiniest little bikinis. I was a little more covered up than I

usually would be. I mean, your skin looks, first of all over the fucking place as we talked about. So that's not surprising, but you look so much better now that we've got you on the peptides. It's like fucking life changing. Oh yeah. My face looks, I mean, literally different. Everything's so different. I got off of Botox because of peptide, just saying.

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