All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

If you're looking to have some end of summer fun, why are you not doing it on Cassidy.com?

If you're doing it anywhere else, you're making it much more difficult on yourself than you need to. Because Cassidy is an easy and safe place to make lifestyle friends that you might just want to get naked with. Yeah, I recently, as of two days ago, just updated my entire profile. Brand new pictures. I even went through the bio a little bit, changed some things up.

You'd be amazed at how much attention you get when you change pictures. Yeah, it's amazing. Yeah, all sorts of options opened up. And if you guys want to see those options for yourself, you can head on over to our website, front porch swingers.com and click on the Cassidy banner at the bottom of the homepage. When you do that, you're going to get an entire month of free access to check it out for yourself and make sure it's the right site for you. Again, that's front porch swingers.com. Click on the Cassidy banner to get started today. Yeah, you know, literally I just changed everything about my Cassidy profile. It had occurred to me, because I update pictures pretty regularly. I do believe

that you should have pictures that are like no older than six months on your profile.

Yeah, of course. I'm always like adding stuff and deleting stuff. But it occurred to me a week

ago. I went through, was just looking at all the pictures. The pictures of you and I together

were before your weight loss, before your surgery, before everything. I didn't have a picture of you and I on there that wasn't like a year old, just the ones of you and me. So I took them all out and replaced them with brand new pictures. Yeah. What the hell, man. Don't be highlighting old Brenna. Yeah, I didn't even realize it. So I took all the pictures out and replaced them with brand new ones. So I think the oldest

picture on there is probably three weeks old at this point. So I have a question for you on that.

Why do you put pictures of me up on your cat? Because your Cassidy profile is considered a single

man profile. Yeah, but yes, but it never has been a single man. I always had it on there as I am one half of a committed couple because I'm wanting to make it clear. I'm not your average single male that's going to fucking acquiesce and curtsy to every one of your fucking bizarre whims. That's not a thing. So I am a coupled person and if it works out great, but don't expect me to jump through fiery hoops. It's not happening.

I assumed that the reason you had pictures of me up there was because you wanted people to know

that like I knew what was going on and everything's above board and we're on the same page with

stuff. And also I wanted people to understand that while yeah, I wanted them to know that my

partner was 100% above board. This was not some single dude or some couple dude trying to pretend like he had a fucking

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